Proto-Season
No Podcasts. For informational purposes only. Do it yourself if you have lost the will to live.
Outcast (2014)
-Starring: Hayden Christensen-
Reached by virtue of Nick Cage
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
-Starring: Nicholas Cage-
Reached by virtue of Nick Cage
Hackers (1995)
-Starring: Jonny Lee Miller-
Reached by virtue of Angelina Jolie
Goulies III: Goulies go to College (1991)
-Starring: Evan MacKenzie-
Reached by virtue of Matthew Lillard
Robocop 3 (1993)
-Starring: Robert John Burke-
Reached by virtue of Eva LaRue
-Starring: Michael Bien-
In our first episode of Season 1, we watched the 1993 gem of cinema "Deadfall" starring Michael Bien. If you feel so inclined, after listening to the podcast, you can buy it here. We whole-heartedly recommend it. . . kinda.
Reached by virtue of Nick Cage
-Starring: Kurt Russel-
In episode 2 we watched the 1996 cinematographic beauty of "Escape from L.A." starring Kurt Russel. If you feel like supporting an industry that thought this movie was a good idea, you can buy it here. It's something you can do for the cause.
Reached by virtue of Peter Fonda
-Starring: Sam Rockwell's voice-
In the third episode of this season we watch the 2009 guinea pig spy flick G-Force, starring the voice of Sam Rockwell. If you want to punish yourself for whatever reason, you can buy it here. We really didn't like this movie; it was rough.
Reached by virtue of Steve Buscemi
-Starring: Aaron Eckhart-
Forth the fourth episode we watch 2014's extremely "meh" nearly Underworld tie-in: I, Frankenstein staring Aaron Eckhart. If you really really love Underworld, you can buy the movie here. Like...really love.
Reached by virtue of Bill Nighy
-Starring: Shaquille O'Neal-
In the fifth episode of this season we suffer through the 1997 superhero train wreck "Steel", starring Shaquille O'Neal. If you too would like to watch Shaq give acting the old college try, you can buy it here for way more than it's worth. This is truly not a good movie.
Reached by virtue of Kevin Grevioux
-Starring: Tom Green-
In the sixth episode of this season we actually suffer. If you've never seen the steaming pile of 2001 that is Freddy Got Fingered then you don't know what I'm talking about and you should keep it that way. If you are somehow deranged and don't want to keep it that way, you can change your stars here for more money than anyone should ever spend on this terrible movie. As we say in the podcast; F#$% Tom Green.
Reached by virtue of Shaquille O'Neal
-Starring: Barry Watson, Michael Rosenbaum and Harland Williams-
For our seventh episode we can't decide how we feel about Sorority Boys (without Brett, cause his car broke down). It's really weird and we have a lot of opinions about it. If you also want to be confused about how you view a work of cinema, you can buy the movie here for a completely reasonable amount of money. Seriously.
Reached by virtue of Harland Williams
-Starring: Billy Bob Thornton & Seann William Scott-
For our eighth episode we watch the extremely bland "comedy" film Mr. Woodcock. We really had a hard time caring about anything in this film. I can't even remember what it was about. I think it was about a successful writer who decides to not go on Oprah, but ruins his life instead. It sucks. Buy it here.
Reached by virtue of Melissa Sagemiller
-Starring: Bruce Willis & Tracy Morgan-
We watch the 2010 buddy-cop film directed by Kevin Smith. Well, it had action. But, at the heart, it's a movie about a cop trying to pay for his daughters wedding to prove that he is better than her step-father. Buy it here if you've ever wanted to so what would logically happen in a Bruce Willis/Tracy Morgan team-up.
Reached by virtue of Seann William Scott
-Starring: Vin Diesel-
For our first Happy Accident, we failed to watch "A Good Day to Die Hard" and had to watch "The Last Witch Hunter" instead. So Vin Diesel got a movie made that stars one of his longest running D&D characters. The movie turns out exactly how you think it would. If you would like to see for yourself if it's as bad as we make it sound, you can buy it here.
-Starring: Bruce Willis & Jai Courtney-
We watch the 2013 shot at a fifth Die Hard movie, which is fine, cause every long running movie franchise needs a definitive "worst" entry. Great job guys, you did it! Congratulations. I saw this movie in theaters and didn't think I would ever have to see it again. You too can see it again if you buy it here.
Reached by virtue of Bruce Willis
-Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke, and Jai Courtney-
For our eleventh episode we watched the film that tried and failed to resurrect the Terminator franchise. No, not Terminator Salvation, although that was bad too. We're talkyng about Termynator Genysys. Replacing letters for no reason ys cool now, guys. Trust us. If you actually want to watch the lowest rated off all the Terminator films, you can buy it here.
Reached by virtue of Jai Courtney
-Starring: Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger-
For our twelfth episode we watch the film that probably should have been a spin-off of the Conan series, and we thought it was a spin-off of the Conan series, but wasn't a spin-off of the Conan series. Schwarzenegger was even in it as a Conan-like character. The f**k? It also wasn't good. It was Red Sonja starring Brigitte Nielsen. Buy it here, I guess.
Reached by virtue of Arnold Schwarzenegger
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