Season 1

Sorority Boys (2002) - March 11, 2016

-Starring: Barry Watson, Michael Rosenbaum and Harland Williams-

For our seventh episode we can't decide how we feel about Sorority Boys (without Brett, cause his car broke down). It's really weird and we have a lot of opinions about it. If you also want to be confused about how you view a work of cinema, you can buy the movie here for a completely reasonable amount of money. Seriously.

Reached by virtue of Harland Williams

Mr. Woodcock (2007) - April 8, 2016

-Starring: Billy Bob Thornton & Seann William Scott-

For our eighth episode we watch the extremely bland "comedy" film Mr. Woodcock. We really had a hard time caring about anything in this film. I can't even remember what it was about. I think it was about a successful writer who decides to not go on Oprah, but ruins his life instead. It sucks. Buy it here.

Reached by virtue of Melissa Sagemiller

Cop Out (2010) - April 15, 2016

-Starring: Bruce Willis & Tracy Morgan-

We watch the 2010 buddy-cop film directed by Kevin Smith. Well, it had action. But, at the heart, it's a movie about a cop trying to pay for his daughters wedding to prove that he is better than her step-father. Buy it here if you've ever wanted to so what would logically happen in a Bruce Willis/Tracy Morgan team-up.

Reached by virtue of Seann William Scott

The Last Witch Hunter (2015) - April 22, 2016

-Starring: Vin Diesel-

For our first Happy Accident, we failed to watch "A Good Day to Die Hard" and had to watch "The Last Witch Hunter" instead. So Vin Diesel got a movie made that stars one of his longest running D&D characters. The movie turns out exactly how you think it would. If you would like to see for yourself if it's as bad as we make it sound, you can buy it here.

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) - April 29, 2016

-Starring: Bruce Willis & Jai Courtney-

We watch the 2013 shot at a fifth Die Hard movie, which is fine, cause every long running movie franchise needs a definitive "worst" entry. Great job guys, you did it! Congratulations. I saw this movie in theaters and didn't think I would ever have to see it again. You too can see it again if you buy it here.

Reached by virtue of Bruce Willis

Terminator Genisys (2015) - May 6, 2016

-Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke, and  Jai Courtney-

For our eleventh episode we watched the film that tried and failed to resurrect the Terminator franchise. No, not Terminator Salvation, although that was bad too. We're talkyng about Termynator Genysys. Replacing letters for no reason ys cool now, guys. Trust us. If you actually want to watch the lowest rated off all the Terminator films, you can buy it here.

Reached by virtue of Jai Courtney

Red Sonja (1985) - May 13, 2016

-Starring: Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger-

For our twelfth episode we watch the film that probably should have been a spin-off of the Conan series, and we thought it was a spin-off of the Conan series, but wasn't a spin-off of the Conan series. Schwarzenegger was even in it as a Conan-like character. The f**k? It also wasn't good. It was Red Sonja starring Brigitte Nielsen. Buy it here, I guess.

Reached by virtue of Arnold Schwarzenegger